Fun usernames on dating sites

' Gushing golden GB girl Laura keeps a VERY romantic diary of her love story with superhero King Kenny and their 'family' of dogs'...while gruff northern fiancé simply says 'I'm bringing Trotty home for a bacon butty!

But then, if you've done any Internet dating, you know there's one quick way to strike at least a few of the crazies right off your list. Your Hero -- Oh man, it couldn't get cheesier if it were a block of cheddar!

In a good way or in a "OMG what kind of nutbag loser would actually put that out there? The Internet dating world is full of nutbag losers, and their hilariously awful screen names are like big flashing warning signs. Getat Me Baby -- Ditto (note this is the female version) Pulling Teats -- Please be referring to a cow's teats, please be referring to a cow's teats, please be referring ...

Insurance Seller -- Dude, did you really just lead with that? fatbikerballs -- Turns out there IS something creepier than that pair of metal testicles hanging off the back of a pick-up truck. Creepy_stranger -- Isn't he the one we're supposed to AVOID?

Hurtone4u -- Nothing screams creepy control freak like this guy's screen name.

Needsisterwife -- Isn't there a site made specifically for these people?

Text appeal: Women describing themselves as sweet, ambitious or thoughtful are more likely to attract male attention and receive admiring messages on online dating websites (illustrated), while men who claim they are physically fit or describe themselves as perceptive, passionate or optimistic prove more irresistible to women A study of 12,000 online dating profiles posted on e uk found that women describing themselves as sweet, ambitious or thoughtful are more likely to attract male attention and receive admiring messages.

Physically fit or perceptive men attract between 60 and 70 per cent more interest from women who want to get to know them better, while sweet, ambitious or funny women see between 20 to 45 per cent more approaches.

The language of love: Physically fit or perceptive men attracted between 60 and 70 per cent more interest from women who wanted to get to know them better, while sweet, ambitious or funny women saw between 20 to 45 per cent more approaches, which could lead to a date (stock image) Words used on a profile were shown to have a larger impact on women’s decision to approach men at between 64 and 69 per cent, while men are slightly more biased towards a pretty face, with only 43 to 46 per cent being more swayed by words.‘While the research shows certain words serve to grab fellow daters’ attention, at e Harmony we know that daters are looking for quality dates every time.

And that takes more than just a few words; it’s about finding someone with the same values, who instantly gets you,’ Jemima Wade, spokesperson for e uk said.‘That’s why we worked with the University of Oxford to develop our Compatibility Matching System and employ scientists to keep refining and improving our algorithm to ensure it’s the best tool to help people find that extra special someone.’ 'It's date night with my one true love!

Male DNAFarmer -- Is that like saying you like to sow your seed? Christian Mingle Imhisforever -- Well, that doesn't leave much room for love, now does it?

Snot Cat2 -- Yes, nothing sound sexier than your cat's snot. Wasteofair -- Why not just name yourself "miserable a-hole" and be done with it?

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