They don’t make requested changes when they say they do. Volleyball is one of the most popular sports, especially for women.
Have fun calling them up every month for the contractual term. Hidden charges for services and features you’ve never ordered (and I’m not even talking about those bullshit taxes). Although I prefer to play competitive volleyball, for years I formed one social team every summer.
In the summertime Chicago’s beaches are overrun with volleyball leagues on weeknights.
It is non-contact, the ball doesn’t hurt, and it offers many different skill levels.
A few weeks ago a friend of mine recommended that I try a sexual technique called “the alien” during my next vaginal encounter. They meant well and were nice people, but they just weren’t used to having to think about others, so having them on the team just wasn’t working.
He had seen it on some television special but couldn’t recall any of the details, except that it “seemed brilliant.” A recent Google search has yielded no answers. The problem was, these women were so pretty they were used to getting their every whim.
A life of giving and a life of financial wealth are mutually exclusive. Putting your name and opinions out there will prevent you from getting a job. Pursuing a dream is so financially risky that if you fail, you will end up broke and alone. X political party and Y political figure are responsible for your unhappiness. Degrees, accreditations, and certificates are necessary for success. The rate of change of your bank account correlates directly with your rate of success. If you just do your job, everything else will fall into your lap. You can’t attract a quality woman without a good job, a nice place of your own, and a decent car. You are very important and everyone cares about what you say or think. Especially for landline phone service or high-speed Internet. They tended to be either stupid or inconsiderate, I’m not sure which, perhaps a combination of the two.
Please, folks, never, ever, ever, use Verizon for business purposes. They weren’t serious about volleyball and it showed.
And all their fucking sales (and outsourced sales forces–yes, you sales assholes and cunts in Worcester, that’s you) and billing support employees and managers. A few years ago I stopped putting the social team together because the women were always a hassle.
I just put people on the same team and if something happened, so be it.
A lot of the women I recruited were very pretty but of no interest to me. I never set anyone up—I’m not a chick for crying out loud.
So I put a team of players together who I thought would hit it off, either with each other or with players on other teams.